Хохма от друзей, не могу не поделиться))
Откровения жителя постсоветского пространства в переписке с далеким американским другом... для дружащих с английским...
"I'm Russian! I add vodka everywhere - to borsch, to soup, to tea, to beer. And I sleep in kokoshnik with balalaika. And bears walk along with people on our streets. Yeah, those streets are also full of babushkas selling pirozhki. Oh, we don't even have Internet and hot water. And it's snowing here every day of a year. And it's that damn cold that I don't go out of my izba on winter." (с)